| Speaker
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Dialogue
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| Just Jason
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[Over a police chase] Cops are so cool! I've always dreamed of playing the biggest game of Cops and Robbers ever. But I never thought... I'd be the bad guy. I'm Just Jason... Stone-cold criminal.
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| Intro plays.
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| Police cadets and Wanda About run through the training course.
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| Just Jason
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Cops have got it made! They do cool chases, catch baddies, eat donuts...
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| Wanda About
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Jason, cops don't just sit around eating donuts.
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| Just Jason
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I know! They catch baddies and eat donuts. [Eats a donut] Hmm, I've always wanted to catch a baddie.
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| Duke DeTain
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Well, first, we'll need a baddie to catch. I'm Duke DeTain, and I'll be overseeing today's "Cops and Robbers" training exercise. [Grabs a donut] Now, who's gonna be the robber?
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| Just Jason
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Bytz? Wanda? Anyone? [Cut to Jason in a robber getup] Great. So everyone else gets to play at being cool cops, while I stand around playing the fake baddie with... [Scoffs] fake money. Why do they get all the action?
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| The bank alarms start going off.
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| Daisy Kaboom
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[Bursts out of the bank] Boom!
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| Daisy and Nick Smash
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Baddies! [Laugh]
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| Just Jason
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Huh? I thought I was doin' this on my own. Uh, dudes?
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| Daisy and Nick
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Huh?
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| Just Jason
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We got a getaway car?
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| Daisy
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Who's the kid?
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| Nick
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Stripy shirt, money bag, not too smart lookin'... Huh! Must be one of us.
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| Daisy, Just Jason and Nick
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[Laugh and run down the street]
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| Duke
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[On the phone] Uh-huh, we'll be right there. Listen up, cops. There's been a robbery at the bank. Find Just Jas- Uh, I mean, the suspect, and bring him to justice.
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| Mech.Max
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Let's do this.
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| Wanda About
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You're going down, Jason.
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| Bytz
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Go, go, go!
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| Wanda About
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[Drives down the street in a motorcycle, siren blaring]
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| Mech.Max
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[Driving a truck] Tango tango. Just Jason spotted on the yanky papa.
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| Bytz
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[Flying a helicopter] Roger roger, niner bingo. Watch your six.
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| Wanda About
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Copy, eleventy-two. Bing bong tango, ding dong mango. Over.
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| Bytz
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We have a visual on the suspect.
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| Daisy
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Cops are onto us!
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| Just Jason
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Hey, this way! [Leads them into an alleyway]
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| Wanda stops outside the alley on her motorcycle. Jason directs Daisy and Nick over a fence using a ladder.
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| Just Jason
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[Knocks over the ladder at the top of the fence] Laters, Wanda! [Laughs in a criminal impression]
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| Wanda About
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[Drives the motorcycle up a ramp and flips over the fence]
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| Nick
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Quick! Get in!
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| Daisy
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Don't get us caught.
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| Just Jason
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[Scoffs] No chance. [Drives the getaway car away]
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| Wanda About
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Argh! He got away! And he's got help. Is he supposed to have help?
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| Mech.Max
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[Pulls up in the truck] Who're they?
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| Duke
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[Slurps coffee] You got a description?
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| Wanda About
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[Over radio] Stripy shirts, money bags, not too smart looking.
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| Duke
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There's only two that could be. Nick Smash and Daisy Kaboom! The city's most notorious bank robbers! They must be stopped!
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| Nick
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We did it! [Laughs, throwing money] Good work, baddies!
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| Daisy
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Rich baddies!
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| Daisy and Nick
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[Laugh]
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| Just Jason
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[Laughs] Well, I don't know about rich. This would all have to be... [Picks up money] real money?
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| Video pauses.
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| Just Jason
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[Voiceover] Bro! They were real criminals! I knew at that point I'd have to become... a super cop, and catch these baddies.
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| Daisy
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[Points] There's the escape chopper!
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| Just Jason
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[Swerves the other direction]
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| Daisy
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Woah!
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| Nick
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Hey! What are you doin'?!
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| Just Jason
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Just gettin' donuts.
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| Daisy
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Donuts? Only cops like donuts...
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| Daisy and Nick
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Get him! [They tackle Jason]
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| The car swerves erratically through the streets as they wrestle Jason. Jason steers the car into a parking garage, screeching to a stop on the roof.
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| Daisy
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Where are we?
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| Nick
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What are you up to?
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| Just Jason
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Like I said, just gettin' donuts. [Hits the gas]
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| Daisy and Nick
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[Scream]
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| Just Jason
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[Drives off the roof]
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| Daisy and Nick
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[Slow motion] No!
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| The car gets caught in the hole of a donut shaped sign.
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| Duke
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[Slurps coffee in sync with other police] Well, well.
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| Daisy
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[Being arrested] Hey! Mind the hands!
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| Duke
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Smart thinking, kid! We could use you on the force. [Takes Jason's donut] Hey! Don't mind if I do. [Eats it and walks away]
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| Just Jason
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That was so cool!
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| Wanda About
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Yeah, you finally got to be a cop.
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| Just Jason
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[Laughs] And a robber. [Pulls a bone out of the donut box, causing police dogs to tackle him to the ground] Woah!
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| Dogs bark while Jason makes sounds of pain offscreen.
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